Confession

Ok. I guess I need to come clean now.

I have been pretending to be a 78 year old female, blogging under the name "Chancy" on www.driftwoodinspiration.blogspot.com.
I am actually a female Irish Setter named Derry and I learned to type watching my owner and practicing while she slept. SHE is the 78 year old female human and I am the imposter. Her blog posts are so dull I decided to take over the blog and liven it up with humor and Irish stories about Leprechauns and the Blarney Stone and Irish Pubs.

Example


The Mouse on the Barroom Floor

"Some Guinness was spilled on the barroom floor
when the pub was shut for the night.
Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
and stood in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor,
then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long you could hear him roar,
'Bring on the goddam cat!' "