I found this on another blog. Try it with your name.
"Go to Google, enter "[your name] needs" in quotes, and post the top ten results. I seem to recall doing this before, but the answers are different now, and funnier. My comments are in [brackets]."
Janet needs our help
she was bold enough to paint an entire wall a warm purple cover.
[UH OH..not a purple wall.]
Janet needs a maid.
[Well now wouldn't that be swell]
Janet needs one of those ankle bracelets that tell her that she’s yo-yo dieting
[Rushing out to Walmart to buy one]
Janet needs to review medicine procurement and the supply chain
[I think I will just stick with my friendly Publix pharmacist]
Janet needs a slap in the face
[Ouch]
Janet needs craft and motivational articles
[Artsy crafty aren't I]
Janet needs to take her car to the shop for an oil change.
[Oh bother]
Janet Needs Another Cat.
[I don't have the first cat]
Janet Needs To Re-Invent Herself,
[Ok. From now on I am "Chancy"]
Janet needs to stop dressing like she's still 20 years old
[I'll drink to that]
Janet needs to be removed today. We had enough of circus for one day
[And I thought you all liked me]
PS: (I had to ignore some of the "Janet needs" because many were in reference to Janet Jackson and her wardrobe malfunction....:))
2 comments:
Chancy, that's so funny. I did that googling last year, but maybe I need to do it again too!
Would you believe, that apart from many other things, "Colleen needs" a new computer. :-)
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