Friday, May 25, 2012
I am going to physical therapy every Wednesday for my balance problem and tendency to fall.
I think I am making good progress.
The most difficult exercise for me is the one where I have to step over small cones that are lined up. I must step over these cones sideways. Not easy.
I would never pass a field DUI test. :)
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
LADY'S YEARLY EXAM
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch
Saturday, May 05, 2012
I have been gone too long and now that I am back I am confused about this new Google interface and how to get to it. Do I have a bad case of stupid-itis or did any of you have trouble with this new layout also?
This is what I get for being AWOL for so long I suppose.
I would appreciate any suggestions and help.
Janet (AkA Chancy)
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)