Friday, May 25, 2012

I am going to physical therapy every Wednesday for my balance problem and tendency to fall. I think I am making good progress. The most difficult exercise for me is the one where I have to step over small cones that are lined up. I must step over these cones sideways. Not easy. I would never pass a field DUI test. :)

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

LADY'S YEARLY EXAM I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asked, "Your height?" "5 foot 4," I said. The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2" She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high. "Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" She put me on Prozac. What a bitch

Saturday, May 05, 2012

I have been gone too long and now that I am back I am confused about this new Google interface and how to get to it. Do I have a bad case of stupid-itis or did any of you have trouble with this new layout also? This is what I get for being AWOL for so long I suppose. I would appreciate any suggestions and help. Janet (AkA Chancy)