I had a humorous experience with Western Union back in the '60's
A friend of mine entered the Pilsbury Bake Off Contest. Her recipe was for "Batter-Up Beef Pie" made with canned Dinty Moore Beef Stew and Pilsbury flour and so on.
She had my husband and I over to taste test it and it was not bad but we did not think she had a chance of winning.
Lo and behold Caroline did win the regional bake off and won a trip to Los angeles for the nation wide "Bake-Off. We were frankly surprised. One reason being Caroline looked like Eva Gabor and was very glamorous. Not your typical picture of a bake off winner.
The day of the Bake Off, we sent Caroline a dozen roses and a telegram saying:"Everything's coming up roses. Good luck.
"The next day, after losing the Bake Off, Caroline called Western Union to reply and said:"Roses dead. So is Stew"
The shocked Western Union Operator interrupted and said:"Oh I am so sorry. How did they die?"
(Easier to communicate in writing than over the telephone :))
Caroline did win a new stove and the trip to LA.....
Addendum:
Cassie B asked about the recipe. It was called "Batterup Beef Pie". I searched and this must be it or similar.
BATTERUP BEEF PIE
1/4 c. butter
1 1/2 c. flour
2 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. salt
1 1/2 c. milk
1 c. grated cheese
1 tbsp. instant onion
1 tbsp. sugar
1 1/2 lb. can beef stew (Dinty Moore)
Melt butter in 8 inch square baking dish. Combine remaining ingredients except stew in mixing bowl. Stir until blended. Pour over melted butter. Pour stew over batter. Do not stir. Bake for 60-65 minutes at 350 degrees. Makes a serving for 6.